Sorry, Visitors, for being so "political" right now... I voted, my first time, in 1968, for Hubert Humphrey (tho sought after Gene McCarthy alternatively!!) and Jimmy Carter (first time period)... However that's too humorous to not proportion, and should be instructive for a few: second marriage
Ron LeMay
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A girl who were married 3 times walked right into a bridal keep someday and instructed the earnings clerk that she was once seeking out a marriage costume for her fourth marriage ceremony.
"Needless to say, madam," answered the income clerk, "precisely what sort and colour costume are you trying to find?"
The bride-to-be pointed out, "An extended frilly white get dressed with a veil."
"Please do not take this the opposite direction, madam, however such attire tend to be greater installing for the 1st time bride who's greater harmless inside the methods of lifestyles, whenever you get my which means."
"Good!," answered the buyer, slightly peeved on the clerk's directness, "I'm able to guarantee you that a white robe can be reasonably suited. Have confidence it or now not, even with all my marriages, I stay as blameless as a primary-time bride.
You notice, my first husband used to be so thinking about our marriage ceremony, he died as we had been checking into our honeymoon lodge.
My 2d husband and that i received into any such horrible struggle within the limo on our technique to our honeymoon motel that we had that wedding ceremony annulled right away and not spoke to one another back."
"What approximately your 0.33 husband?"
"That one changed into a Democrat", noted the girl, "and each nighttime for 4 years, he simply sat at the fringe of the mattress and informed me how perfect it was once going to be, however not anything ever came about."